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1.
Back It Up 01:21
Back down, back down kid That suit is too big for you Sit down, sit down kid If you know what's good for you You ain't got nothing, to your name Back it up hard and tough Beat ‘em down, raw and rough Back it up, back it up, back it up Back it up, back it up, back it up Yeah Play it cool, acting though Everybody smells a fake You got nothing, nothing at all Waiting for your mask to break You ain't got nothing, to your name Back it up hard and tough Beat em down, raw and rough Back it up, back it up, back it up Back it up, back it up, back it up Yeah Kick it in with full force Break it down, no remorse Back it up, back it up, back it up Back it up, back it up, back it up Wow
2.
I've been picking up the pieces Pick it up, pick it up, yeah, yeah Never asked for you to please us Pick it up, pick it up, yeah, yeah All your bridges are burning Burning down It's a shame, I won't be around To se the fuckers, burn down to the ground Blow smoke in my eyes You better not, you better not, yeah, yeah Fill me up with cheap lies Fill it up, fill it up, yeah, yeah Yeah yeah All your bridges are burning Burning down It's a shame, I won't be around To se the fuckers, burn down to the ground All your bridges are burning Burning down It's a shame, I won't be around To se the fuckers, burn down to the ground
3.
1, 2, 3 & 4 Death’s scratching at your door 5, 6, 7 & 8 Hurry up now, you can’t be late Nobody knows, nobody cares Everybody wants to see you crashing down the stairs 9, 10, 11 & 12 Get your shovel, dig, and delve Dark shadows, moving fast Your next breath, is your last Nobody knows, nobody cares Everybody wants to see you crashing down the stairs Hole in your heart, hole in your head Everybody secretly wish that you were dead
4.
Mm-hh One hand on the hip And the other one on her gun One hand on the hip, oh yeah Don’t get too close Don’t give no lip Keep your mouth shut, and Make sure your tongue don’t slip One hand on the hip And the other one on her gun One hand on the hip, oh yeah Don’t get too close Don’t give no lip Keep your mouth shut, and Make sure your tounge don’t slip
5.
You're on the wrong side baby The wrong side of the fence You got to learn that maybe There ain’t no second chance You wanna be a thief and a liar Burning those flames higher and higher Passing by the point of no return Better stop baby, gonna crash and burn You know the tables are turning They’re turning back at you And now your world is burning Nothing for you to do You wanna be a thief and a liar Burning those flames higher and higher Passing by the point of no return Better stop baby, gonna crash and burn You wanna be a thief and a liar Burning those flames higher and higher Passing by the point of no return Better stop baby, gonna crash and burn
6.
Liar, bastard, sellout, cheat Fuck-up, rock god, trick or treat I am, I am, I am whatever you say I am Wanker, wiseass, boss or bitch Friend or foe, classy or kitsch I am, I am, I am whatever you say I am I am, I am, I am whatever you say I am
7.
You try so hard in this rock'n'roll race You’re always gonna end up on second place We don’t fake it, we never lie You try to take us, you’re gonna die Can't beat it, can't defeat it You're going down, we're second to none That’s how you´re getting out of here Darkness will make you disappear Bullshit city, trash town You're doing well 'til the Chuckies come around Can't beat it, can't defeat it You're going down, we're second to none Can't beat it, can't defeat it You're going down, we're second to none Second to none
8.
Itchy Finger 01:17
You think you're living in the danger zone But nothing happens when you're all alone You lay down dying, and you wake you up dead The thought of you, has gone to you head Hey, hey, hey I get an itch in my middle finger Every time you're coming around hey, hey You and me we don’t see eye to eye It’s not on you, I wouldn’t even try I get the creeps when I hear your name it's never you, someone else gets the blame Hey, hey, hey I get an itch in my middle finger Every time you're coming around Hey, hey I get an itch in my middle finger Every time you're coming around Hey, hey Oh Yeah
9.
Here it comes again My little demon Here it comes again My little hell Here it comes again My little demon Here it comes again My little hell There she rolls again My little demon There she rolls again My little hell
10.
On an arm's length distance With my back against the wall What you're about to say You know I've heard it all before When the night falls, you will be sore You will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more We're the last fix, the rebel war You will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more With burning feathers You'll crash into the earth Your fight was useless For whatever it was worth When the night falls, you will be sore You will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more we're the last fix, the rebel war you will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more When the night falls, you will be sore You will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more we're the last fix, the rebel war you will be knocked out, but you'll come begging for more

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"I have been saving bits and pieces through the years. Things that I liked, but never ended up on a record, or found their way into a song.
These bits and pieces have now been turned into ten short songs. All full songs, but short, and intense, and fucking great!"
/ Chuck Ransom

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released September 13, 2019

STE - Artwork
Kenny - Sound

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Chuck Norris Experiment Sweden

Since the birth of Chuck Norris Experiment back in 2004, the Swedish rock monster have released ten studio albums, numerous singles, collections and split albums.
The band is on constant tour and will hopefully hit your town soon!

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